Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on September 22, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Graham Edmunds! You're officially swimming into another year of greatness—though we're pretty sure you've already mastered the art of making waves. Winning back-to-back Paralympic gold medals in Athens 2004 and Beijing 2008 with your incredible performance in the 4x100 meter freestyle relay was nothing short of legendary. Honestly, we suspect you might secretly have fins.

As you celebrate today, remember that age is just a number—and you're clearly unbeatable when it comes to numbers like "four by one hundred." May this birthday bring as much joy and laughter as those golden moments brought pride and inspiration. Keep splashing through life—you've got plenty more victories ahead!