65 years old (Born on January 31, 1960)
Happy Birthday, Grant Morrison—comic-book conjurer of chaos and creativity! From Batman to The Invisibles and New X-Men, you've twisted heroes' capes just enough that fans both shake fists in confusion and bow heads in admiration. We still haven't quite recovered from your narrative magic tricks or your habit of mystifying the mundane into enigmatic brilliance.May this birthday bring celebrations worthy of a surreal scene straight out of Depravity—and may Aleister Crowley's ghost RSVP promptly for cake (occult rituals optional)! Stay delightfully eccentric; reality is too boring without you weaving endless imagination across comic book lore. All hail the wizardly Scottish maestro!