Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on December 26, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Gray Davis! You've certainly had your share of electrifying moments—quite literally. Who else can say they lit up California politics so brightly that voters decided to flip the switch? Your tenure as governor may have ended abruptly, but hey—you made history in a way few politicians ever do!

But seriously, beyond all jokes and recalls aside: you've shown resilience by continuing public service with dignity after leaving office. Today we celebrate not just another candle on your cake—but also how gracefully you handled life's unexpected power outages.

Here's wishing you plenty more bright days ahead!