Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on July 21, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Greg Behrendt! Here's to the man who taught millions of us that sometimes "He's Just Not That Into You," saving countless hours spent decoding cryptic texts and awkward coffee dates. Your hilarious yet brutally honest insights have become timeless wisdom—proving laughter truly is the best therapy.

From your stand-up comedy specials to co-authoring a book that's practically required reading for anyone navigating modern romance, you've consistently brought humor and clarity into our lives. May this birthday be filled with as much joy as you've given fans worldwide—and may you always remain hilariously insightful about life's absurdities!