Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on September 09, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Greg Coleman! May your celebrations be as accurate and impressive as those legendary punts you launched for the Vikings. We still marvel at how you consistently pinned opponents deep in their own territory—your kicks were so precise, rumor has it GPS was invented just to keep up with them!

And let's not forget your surprising speed; watching a punter dash downfield like a wide receiver always left us cheering (and defenders scratching their heads). Here's hoping your birthday festivities move just as swiftly and smoothly. Keep kicking life's challenges far downfield—you're truly one of football's timeless greats!