Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on March 04, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Greg Craig! From navigating the corridors of power as White House Counsel to mastering private practice with unmatched finesse, you've proven that lawyers can indeed have a sense of humor. Your ability to handle complex legal matters while keeping your cool is legendary—rumor has it even Barack Obama took notes!

Now back in private practice and thriving more than ever, you continue setting standards high enough for mere mortals only to dream about. May this birthday bring fewer subpoenas and more celebrations; after all those years advising presidents, it's time someone advised you: relax today—you've earned it!