Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on December 14, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Greg Hemphill! May your day be filled with more laughs than Jack and Victor's legendary banter at The Clansman. You've given us countless timeless moments—from hilarious pub antics to unforgettable one-liners that have become part of Scottish folklore.

Whether you're navigating Craiglang’s misadventures or charming audiences on stage, you always deliver comedy gold. Your recent successes continue to prove there's plenty life left in the old dog yet—just like Victor McDade himself! Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer stairlifts and more drams; after all, age is just a number... unless Isa finds out!

Cheers tae ye!