Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on June 29, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Greg Hetson! You're the punk rock wizard whose riffs have powered legendary bands like Bad Religion, Circle Jerks, and Redd Kross. From shredding stages worldwide to inspiring generations of rebellious guitarists—your relentless energy proves that age is just a number (though your amps might disagree!).

Whether it's revisiting classics from "Group Sex" or igniting crowds with timeless anthems off "Suffer," you've consistently reminded us all how loud guitars can keep spirits young forever. Here's hoping this birthday rocks as hard as you do—and may your chords stay crunchy for decades more! Keep defying gravity and decibels alike; cheers to another year louder than ever!