39 years old (Born on November 20, 1985)
Happy Birthday, Greg Holland! You're the only guy who can save more games than I can save leftovers. Ever since your MLB debut with the Royals in 2010, you've been throwing heat and making batters question their career choices. Your 2013 All-Star season—47 saves and a microscopic 1.21 ERA—was so impressive, even my grandma started calling her homemade jam "Holland's Saves."Here's to you, Greg—the man whose fastball ages better than fine wine and whose slider still makes hitters swing like they're swatting flies blindfolded. May your birthday be as legendary as your ninth-inning heroics!