Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on April 05, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Greg Jordan! From your first MLS steps with the Philadelphia Union in 2012 to every fearless tackle and perfectly timed clearance since then, you've always defended like a champ. Your opponents might still be checking their pockets—you've been stealing goals from them for years!

Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as your best defensive moments on the pitch. May you celebrate today by effortlessly dodging cake tackles and smoothly intercepting gifts—just like those memorable matches when attackers couldn't get past you.

Keep kicking strong, Greg; you're truly timeless both on defense and off-field celebrations!