Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on June 26, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Greg LeMond! The man who pedaled his way into history books in 1986 as the first American to conquer the Tour de France. Your groundbreaking victory didn't just inspire cyclists everywhere—it also made aerodynamic handlebars look cool enough for everyone else to pretend they knew what they were doing.

Thanks for pioneering innovations that changed cycling forever and giving us all a reason to wear tight shorts without shame. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and cake—just remember: calories don't count when you're a legend on two wheels! Keep riding strong; here's wishing you another year of smooth roads ahead.