Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on November 03, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Greg Townsend! You tackled quarterbacks with such style and grace that even they had to applaud—after regaining consciousness, of course. Your legendary sacks for the Raiders made you a nightmare on Sundays (and Mondays), earning Pro Bowl honors in 1990 and 1991.

Today we celebrate not just your impressive NFL career but also your timeless ability to make defensive ends everywhere jealous. May this birthday bring as much joy as watching opposing offenses panic at the mere mention of your name. Cheers to another year filled with laughter, happiness—and fewer bruises than those poor quarterbacks endured!