Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on May 23, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Gregg "Opie" Hughes! From rocking the airwaves with contagious comedy on The Opie & Anthony Show to amping up the excitement during XFL pre-game antics, you've consistently delivered laughs louder than a stadium full of rowdy football fans. Your fearless banter and timeless wit have kept listeners hooked through decades—some claim you're responsible for more spilled coffees laughing in traffic jams than anyone else alive!

Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are bigger and brighter than an XFL halftime extravaganza. May your talent continue to shine brightly—just please don't spill cake crumbs into the microphone; even legends must protect their gear. Cheers to you, Opie—the voice that never ages!