Let's make this birthday one to remember.

95 years old (Born on March 26, 1930)

Happy Birthday, Gregory Corso! May your celebration be as delightfully paradoxical and humorously existential as "The Happy Birthday of Death." You've always had a knack for turning life's absurdities into poetic gold—here's hoping today brings you more cake than chaos.

From being the youngest beatnik poet to boldly following Kerouac onto bookshelves everywhere, you've proven that age is just another stanza in life’s quirky poem. Your timeless verses continue inspiring rebels and dreamers alike; clearly, you're still beating strong (pun intended). Long live man—and long may we celebrate your wit-filled journey through poetry and beyond. Cheers!