Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on September 14, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Gregory "El Coffee" Polanco! May you continue brewing up spectacular catches and serving pitchers a hot cup of trouble. From your days as the South Atlantic League Player of the Year with West Virginia Power to making that unforgettable Major League debut with the Pirates in 2014, you've energized fans everywhere like premium espresso on game day.

Here's wishing baseball’s beloved "Coffee Man" endless line drives into outfield gaps, defensive gems sweeter than Colombian blends—and plenty more caffeinated celebrations ahead. Keep adding sugar (and homers!) to our seasons for years yet—cheers and feliz cumpleaños to MLB's favorite pick-me-up!