Let's make this birthday one to remember.

91 years old (Born on March 31, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Grigori! You might not have made it into orbit, but your legendary adventures on Earth certainly reached astronomical heights. Who else could claim they were too spirited—even for the space program? Your cosmic charisma and gravity-defying charm remain unmatched.

Though history remembers you as the cosmonaut who stayed grounded due to a little too much rocket fuel at the bar, we salute your timeless ability to boldly go where no sober man dared venture. Here's hoping you're celebrating among stars of another kind today—cheers to you and your unforgettable journey that never quite left Earth!