Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on July 13, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Guillermo Ochoa! The man whose reflexes are faster than my Wi-Fi connection and whose saves have given Mexican fans more heart attacks than spicy tacos. From your legendary performance against Brazil in the 2014 World Cup—where you stopped everything except gravity—to your recent heroics in Qatar 2022, you've proven age is just a number (and apparently yours doesn't increase).

Here's to the goalkeeper who makes penalty takers reconsider their life choices. May your hair remain as iconic as your saves, and may opponents continue to wonder if there's secretly two of you guarding that goal. ¡Feliz cumpleaños, Memo!