Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on December 27, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Guthrie Govan! May your fingers forever defy physics and continue shredding through mind-bending solos that leave mere mortals questioning their life choices. From The Aristocrats' jaw-dropping jams to Asia's melodic masterpieces, you've proven time and again you're not just a guitarist—you're an interdimensional wizard cleverly disguised as one.

Whether it's dazzling crowds with Docker’s Guild or navigating sonic adventures in GPS, you consistently redefine guitar virtuosity (and hair goals). Here's hoping this birthday brings plenty of cake—and perhaps another epic riff that'll make the rest of us consider retirement early. Keep rocking timelessly; we salute you!