Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on December 28, 1931)

Happy birthday, Guy Debord! May your day be filled with more spectacular situations and subversive détournements than you can handle. We promise to commodify this celebration just enough to make you roll your eyes—but don't worry, we'll resist total recuperation!

Thanks for being the ultimate provocateur, forever reminding us that life shouldn't be merely consumed but also creatively disrupted. As you continue inspiring endless debates on consumer culture and capitalist spectacle, rest assured—your legacy couldn't become sarcastically commercialized even if we tried. Cheers to another year filled with radical ideas and absurdly good critiques of society's contradictions!