Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on November 20, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Haley Anderson! You're the only person we know who can casually say they've swum 10 kilometers faster than most of us drive it. Your silver medal at the London Olympics was legendary—proving once and for all that mermaids do exist (and apparently compete in open water events).

Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and fewer encounters with jellyfish during training sessions. May your strokes stay strong, your goggles never fog up mid-race—and may every birthday cake calorie magically vanish after a quick swim session. Keep making waves; you're truly an inspiration to us all!