Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on January 21, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Haloti Ngata! You're the only guy who could tackle quarterbacks and birthday cake with equal enthusiasm. Five consecutive All-Pro selections from 2008 to 2012? Clearly, you spent those years redefining what it means to be an immovable object—just ask any running back who dared cross your path.

Even though you've retired from flattening opponents on Sundays, your legacy still stands tall (and wide). May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer double-teams than you're used to. Here's hoping this year brings you as much success off the field as you had dominating on it!