Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on April 20, 1962)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf! Winner of People magazine's unforgettable 1998 online poll for Most Beautiful Person, you proved once and for all that true beauty comes from charisma, humor, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Your victory remains one of pop culture’s greatest triumphs—reminding us never to underestimate the power (and voting enthusiasm) of your loyal fans.

As one of Howard Stern's most iconic Wack Packers ever—right up there in the top two or three—you've given us countless laughs with your hilarious rants and unapologetic charm. Cheers Hank; may today be filled with plenty more drinks—and far fewer angry dwarfs!