Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on February 21, 1937)

Happy Birthday, King Harald V! Another year older and still reigning supreme—clearly the Viking genes are strong in you. Since ascending to Norway's throne back in 1991, you've gracefully navigated royal duties with humor and warmth, charming not only Norwegians but also your cousins across Europe's monarchies (Belgium sends waffles; Denmark offers pastries).

Your recent successes continue to inspire us all—from championing unity during challenging times to showcasing impressive sailing skills that make younger royals jealous. May this birthday bring laughter as hearty as a Norwegian fjord breeze—and cake delicious enough for royalty from Oslo to Copenhagen!