Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on December 08, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Harold! Your legal expertise is so legendary, rumor has it even international disputes quietly settle themselves when they learn you're on the case. From Yale to advising President Obama as Legal Adviser of the Department of State, you've defended law and order (and occasionally sanity!) with unmatched wit.

Your recent successes remind us all why diplomacy needs a good lawyer—a really great one named Harold Koh. May your birthday celebration be filled with laughter quicker than Supreme Court deliberations and joy deeper than international maritime laws—you've undoubtedly earned it!

Here's wishing you another year full of brilliant insights and humorous rebuttals—happy birthday!