Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on April 16, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Hayes Macarthur! You're the only guy who managed to turn being an F-list actor into a lifetime achievement by convincing Ali Larter you're A-list material. Truly inspiring!

From your unforgettable roles (we're still trying hard to remember them) and legendary socialite charm, you've proven that charisma can indeed outshine IMDb credits. Your greatest success? Clearly marrying way above your Hollywood pay grade—Ali must have seen something special behind those blue-blooded smiles.

Here's wishing you another year of laughter, love—and maybe even landing a role people actually recognize this time around! Keep living large; we salute you!