Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on July 09, 1931)

Happy Birthday to the incomparable Haynes Johnson! Pulitzer Prize winner, best-selling author, insightful political commentator—seriously, is there anything you *haven't* done? You've illuminated political storms with calm wisdom and elevated journalism while somehow managing not to spill coffee on live TV. Truly impressive!

From delivering groundbreaking stories in print to talking circles around cable pundits on screen, your career has been a masterclass for aspiring journalists everywhere. While politicians scramble for spin control, you've gracefully navigated mud-slinging campaigns and turbulent elections with unmatched poise.

So here's wishing another epic year of sharp analysis—and fewer moments when you're forced to keep a straight face during political debates!