70 years old (Born on December 24, 1954)
Happy Birthday, Helen Jones! From keeping Warrington North proudly represented in Parliament to your memorable tenure as Vice-Chamberlain of the Household—where you balanced tradition and politics with grace—you've always shown us how it's done. Who else could handle parliamentary duties while maintaining a sense of humour?Your dedication has inspired many, but let's not forget those legendary moments when debates got tough and you responded with wit sharper than Westminster's finest suits. May this birthday bring laughter brighter than campaign victories—and cake sweeter than bipartisan agreement (if that's even possible). Cheers to another year filled with success!