Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on August 30, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Helge Schneider! May your day be filled with as much joyful absurdity and musical genius as you've gifted us for decades. From effortlessly blending slapstick comedy with jazz virtuosity to amusing us endlessly by declaring your entire life's story "up to right now" in one splendid autobiography— we eagerly await part two; hopefully sooner than another forty years!

Here's wishing you countless new adventures worthy of a chapter—or nine! Keep dazzling stages with chaotic charm, ingenious improvisations, and timeless hilarity, reminding the world laughter truly is music's best friend. Every day you're around is another showstopper encore!