87 years old (Born on October 10, 1937)
Happy Birthday, Helmut!Another year wiser and still the person everyone turns to when we need advice—or where to find good coffee! Your latest achievements have been truly spectacular; your ability to juggle responsibilities effortlessly while keeping a sense of humor should win an award. Honestly, we're just impressed you've managed another trip around the sun without losing those car keys more than twice.
You brighten every gathering with your quick wit and charm—though we do pity anyone facing you at trivia night. May this coming year bring even greater adventures (and fewer encounters with technology malfunctions)! Enjoy celebrating today—you've certainly earned it!