Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on March 10, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Helmut Lang! May your day be as delightfully unconventional as your art—filled with rubber balloons, feathered party hats, and metallic streamers that would make even "The Selective Memory Series" jealous. Your fearless creativity continues to inspire us all; who knew Long Island Diaries could become such a timeless masterpiece?

Here's wishing you another year of groundbreaking success and artistic adventures. Keep dazzling New York—and the world—with your innovative spirit and unique materials. After all, age is just selective memory at its finest: remembering only the best moments wrapped in feathers or shimmering fabrics! Cheers!