Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 03, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Henry D'Andrea! Another year older and wiser—though as a conservative journalist at The Washington Times, you've always been ahead of the curve. Your sharp wit and insightful columns have kept readers informed (and liberals on their toes). Who knew politics could be so entertaining?

From your fearless commentary to your knack for uncovering stories that matter most, you've truly made journalism great again. Here's hoping this birthday brings you plenty of cake, laughter, and perhaps fewer Twitter debates—but let's face it: we know you'll enjoy those too.

Cheers to another year of bold headlines and timeless wisdom!