Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on June 11, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Henry Hill Jr.! From mastering the art of spaghetti sauce to perfecting your storytelling skills in courtrooms, you've certainly had a life worth talking about. Who knew that swapping mob secrets for witness protection could make you Hollywood royalty? Your life's twists and turns gave us "Goodfellas," proving crime doesn't pay—but movie royalties sure do!

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, good food (no garlic slicing required), and zero FBI surveillance vans parked outside. Keep sharing those unforgettable stories—just maybe skip any new heist ideas this year! Cheers to another legendary chapter ahead!