Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on March 28, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Henry Paulson! You've certainly had your share of memorable moments—after all, not everyone gets named by Time Magazine as one of the "25 People to Blame for the Financial Crisis." But hey, at least Netflix thought you were interesting enough to give you your own documentary. That's a success story right there!

In all seriousness though, navigating through tough economic waters isn't easy—and you've definitely left an unforgettable mark on history. Here's hoping this year brings fewer crises and more documentaries celebrating happier times. Cheers to another year far from any brink!