83 years old (Born on January 02, 1942)
Happy Birthday, General Shelton! You've commanded troops across continents and overseen global military operations with unmatched precision. Yet somehow, you've managed to survive countless Pentagon meetings—truly your greatest strategic victory!From leading the Joint Chiefs of Staff through challenging times (and probably enduring endless PowerPoint presentations), you’ve shown remarkable strength and humor under pressure. Your legacy continues inspiring generations who still wonder how anyone could handle world-wide responsibilities without losing their sense of fun.
Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter—and absolutely no briefings or paperwork today! Here's saluting another year ahead as legendary as your career has been so far.
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