Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on November 26, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Hilary Benn! Another year wiser and still valiantly fighting for food safety—rumor has it even your birthday cake had to pass rigorous inspections. Leeds Central is clearly fortunate, having a champion who's dedicated two decades ensuring Parliament has more good policies than questionable snacks.

From all those parliamentary debates you've seasoned with wisdom since 1999—to tirelessly advocating better standards in British kitchens—you've spiced up politics like no other. Here's wishing you another successful year filled with achievements (and perhaps relaxation from the politics of pastries!).

Cheers Hilary: may your birthday be scandal-free—and every meal safely delicious!