Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on March 31, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Hogan Ephraim! From kicking off your career at West Ham United in 2004 to dazzling fans across the pond with Toronto FC, you've certainly made your mark. Your moves on the pitch were smoother than a perfectly brewed cup of English tea—always classy and unforgettable.

Whether scoring goals or charming fans during loan spells abroad, you’ve consistently shown that talent travels well—even if it occasionally requires adjusting to Canadian winters. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as those memorable moments when defenders realized they couldn't keep up!

Cheers to another year of legendary strikes and timeless style!