Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on May 11, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Holman Jenkins! Another year wiser and still making waves at the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board. Your sharp wit and insightful commentary continue to keep readers both informed and entertained—proving that journalism can indeed be a contact sport.

From dissecting complex economic policies with ease to your fearless takes on corporate America, you've consistently delivered memorable moments of clarity (and humor) in an often chaotic news cycle. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as your columns bring amusement—and occasional discomfort—to CEOs everywhere!

Cheers to another year of brilliant insights, bold opinions, and timeless editorials!