Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 03, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Homer Bailey! You're the only guy who can make hitters disappear faster than donuts at a team breakfast. Your legendary no-hitter on September 28, 2012 with the Cincinnati Reds still has batters waking up in cold sweats—wondering if they'll ever see another pitch again.

Here's hoping your birthday is as flawless and memorable as that magical night you silenced bats and made history. May this year bring more strikeouts, fewer walks—and plenty of cake to celebrate all those unforgettable moments you've given baseball fans everywhere. Keep throwing heat; you're truly one for the record books!