Let's make this birthday one to remember.

87 years old (Born on March 25, 1938)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Hoyt Axton! Whether you're charming us with your unforgettable tunes or accidentally unleashing mischievous Gremlins upon an unsuspecting town, you always know how to keep life interesting. Your role as Randall Peltzer taught us all a valuable lesson: never buy mysterious creatures from shady antique shops—no matter how cute they look!

Here's hoping this year brings fewer chaotic critters and more musical hits. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely no midnight snacks for Mogwai. Keep being amazing—you've truly made cinema history (and pet ownership) hilariously memorable forever!