Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on August 28, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Hugh Cornwell! Another year older and still rocking harder than a bassline in "Skin Deep." You've given us timeless classics like "Golden Brown," proving that punk rockers can indeed age gracefully—though we're pretty sure your guitar riffs haven't aged at all.

From the gritty days of The Stranglers to your impressive solo adventures, you've kept fans captivated with sharp lyrics and unforgettable melodies. May this birthday be as legendary as your career—and may you continue defying expectations (and gravity) for many more years. Here's hoping today is filled with laughter, good company, and absolutely no strangling involved!