Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 31, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Humpy Koneru! You're the queen of chessboards and conqueror of rankings—second in the world is no small feat. Your moves are sharper than a bishop's diagonal dash, leaving opponents scratching their heads faster than they can say "checkmate!"

From clinching World Rapid Chess Championships to dominating tournaments worldwide, your brilliance continues to inspire us all. May your birthday be filled with fewer stalemates and more cake slices; after all, even grandmasters deserve sweet victories off-board too! Keep dazzling us with those strategic masterpieces—we can't wait for your next move (literally). Cheers to another year ahead!