Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on October 24, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Ian Bishop! From bowling thunderbolts for Trinidad and Tobago to rattling stumps at Derbyshire, your fiery pace made batsmen reconsider their career choices. Your legendary spells from 1986-2000 still echo in cricket folklore—especially that unforgettable delivery against England in '90 when you sent wickets cartwheeling like circus performers.

Now as a commentator with razor-sharp wit and insightful analysis, you've seamlessly transitioned from terrorizing batters on the pitch to entertaining fans off it. May this birthday bring laughter louder than an appeal denied by umpires—and may your celebrations be smoother than one of your classic yorkers!