Let's make this birthday one to remember.

52 years old (Born on November 21, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Ian Goodison! Defender extraordinaire and ageless football legend—honestly, we're starting to suspect you discovered the secret fountain of eternal youth back at Olympic Gardens in 1997. From Hull City adventures (1999–2002) through dazzling tackles with Seba United, right up to your memorable times anchoring Tranmere Rovers' defense since 2004—you’ve certainly kept attackers wondering whether you're ever planning on slowing down.

You've proudly represented Jamaica internationally since '96—and frankly it's getting suspicious that you've successfully avoided aging for this long. Here's wishing a wonderful birthday filled with joy, laughter and absolutely no yellow cards. Enjoy celebrating like it’s still ’97!