Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on August 31, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Ian Lowell Crocker! You're the only guy we know who can blow out birthday candles faster than swimming 100 meters butterfly. With five Olympic medals and world records in the 50- and 100-meter butterfly, plus the 100-meter freestyle, you've made splashing around look like serious business.

From setting world records to making waves at three Olympic Games, your legacy is timeless—just like your ability to rock a swim cap. May your birthday be filled with laughter, cake (calories don't count for Olympians), and memories as golden as your medal collection. Keep swimming through life with style!