Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on September 30, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Ian Ogilvy! You stepped into Simon Templar's shoes with such charm and wit that even Roger Moore himself would tip his hat. Your suave portrayal in "Return of the Saint" made villains tremble—and audiences chuckle—proving once again that nobody does sophisticated mischief quite like you.

From your dashing escapades as The Saint to your recent literary successes, you've shown us all how timeless charisma truly is. May this birthday bring you adventures worthy of Simon Templar himself—but perhaps fewer car chases and more cake slices. Cheers to another year filled with laughter, style, and impeccable eyebrow raises!