Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on December 17, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Ian Petrella! From your unforgettable role as Randy Parker in "A Christmas Story," you've taught us all the importance of bundling up for winter—so bundled we can't put our arms down! Your iconic scenes still make us laugh every holiday season.

Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, laughter, and absolutely no triple-dog dares. May your year ahead be as memorable and delightful as that infamous bunny suit moment. Keep shining bright—you've truly made childhood memories timeless for generations. Here's to another fantastic year ahead; just remember to steer clear of frozen flagpoles!