Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on June 30, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Ilene Chaiken! From bringing us the groundbreaking drama of *The L Word* to scripting the unforgettable adventures of Pamela Anderson in *Barb Wire*, you've proven that storytelling can be fierce, fabulous, and unapologetically bold. Your characters have inspired countless conversations—and probably a few questionable hairstyles along the way.

Here's hoping your birthday is as iconic as Shane's swagger and as memorable as Bette Porter's art gallery meltdowns. May your day be filled with laughter, love, and absolutely zero plot twists—unless they're really good ones. Cheers to another year of creativity and brilliance; keep making waves!