Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on December 24, 1961)

Happy Birthday, President Ilham Aliyev! Congratulations on another year of successfully redefining the meaning of "term limits." Your innovative approach to democracy—especially your groundbreaking referendum in 2009—is truly unmatched. Who knew that removing presidential term restrictions could be such a timeless gift?

Your remarkable ability to stay comfortably seated since 2003 is impressive; clearly, you've mastered the art of political longevity. Here's wishing you continued success in creatively navigating those pesky accusations and maintaining your unique brand of leadership. May this birthday bring you as much joy as your endless terms have brought amusement (and disbelief) to observers worldwide!