Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on December 12, 1947)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Irving Azoff—music industry mogul, Ticketmaster chief, and genius behind iconic acts from Van Halen to Jewel! You've mastered managing rockstars, pop divas, and everything in-between without missing a beat. Frankly, anyone who can gracefully handle Eddie Van Halen’s guitar riffs and Jewel’s soulful ballads deserves their own Grammy.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic sold-out tours (minus ticket glitches), chart-topping hits more timeless than your decades-long career success, and artists whose backstage tantrums always pale compared to their talent. Keep rocking the music business—Irv Azoff style—and keep showing us how it's done!