Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on May 10, 1936)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Isaac Witkin! May your day be as vibrant and abstractly delightful as one of your colorful fiberglass masterpieces. You've sculpted a legacy that stands tall, even if some viewers still tilt their heads sideways trying to figure out exactly what they're looking at.

Your pioneering spirit in shaping wood and fiberglass has inspired generations—though rumor has it, you're secretly amused watching art critics debate passionately over interpretations you never intended. Here's hoping this birthday is filled with laughter, creativity, and fewer splinters than usual. Keep carving joy into our lives; after all, age is just another abstract concept!